It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.”
Seriously the easiest conversation I ever had.
Dom: Why don’t you and Timmy get married?
Me: Well, because Timmy and I share one big thing in common… We both like to date boys.
Dom: Okay. When’s Timmy coming to see us again?
Seriously… Went exactly like that.
Usually, I’d prefer to stay in than go out. And if it’s Saturday you can find me here.