Because I know the definition of a good time, even if the rest of my family doesn’t.
When people say that homosexuality is too hard for kids to understand, I lol.

annie-vigilante-is-not-of-import:

godstiel:

priestmisha:

It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.”

Seriously the easiest conversation I ever had. 
Dom: Why don’t you and Timmy get married?
Me: Well, because Timmy and I share one big thing in common… We both like to date boys.
Dom: Okay. When’s Timmy coming to see us again?
Seriously… Went exactly like that.  

Usually, I’d prefer to stay in than go out. And if it’s Saturday you can find me here.

Usually, I’d prefer to stay in than go out. And if it’s Saturday you can find me here.

Saying you’re horny.

larrysgirl:

On Facebook people are like:

On Tumblr people are like: “Me too!”

More laughs here

and that’s why we’re epic.